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Wednesday, October 25, 2006
@ Wednesday, October 25, 2006
i found my new favourite shop already! it has the prettiest (and pretty expensive) dresses! but i like! even my mummy likes them! i have the sweetest parents ever, but a pity that they have one b*tchy daughter :( oh well, life isn't fair is it. read this on NewPaper just now, check it!Understanding Womanspeak fine: this is the word women use to end an arguement when they are right and you need to shut up. five minutes: if she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five minutes more to watch the game before helping around the house. nothing: this is the calm before the storm. this means "something is up", and you should be on your toes. arguements that begins with "Nothing" usually ends with a "Fine". go ahead: this is a dare, not permission. loud sigh: this is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. a loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "nothing". that's okay: this is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means that she wants you to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. thanks: a woman thanks you. don't question it or faint. just say, "you're welcome." isn't this just so funny?:D i laughed so loudly when i read the whole thing hahahahah! tomorrow is olevel physics practical! i hope i don't burn my fingers again:D |
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